Okay, you've just got kicked out of Habbo FOR SUCKING BIG FAT HAIRY COCKS. That's okay. You got tired of Chatroulette and Omegle because they're gross. I understand. You're in ages 17-65 and you want to date children through the internet. Your nephew told you about Club Penguin.

Do it.

Make an account "charlie1998" that sounds good, even though you're Charles and you were born in 1945. OK, you're in the game. There's a box where you can write stuff. Get ready.

"abc to date me"

And you're a stud!