A cheezburger is the one of the two most supreme food item in the CPNW that is eaten and worshiped by LOLcats. It is held in high honor and consumed by all nonsense factions. Though no one is sure of the origin of this great food, everyone loves it.


Most cheezburgers have the good, old, plain ingredients:

  • Bun
  • Cheese
  • Meat
  • Bun

Some LOLcats like to make them better by adding ingredients such as:

  • Ketchup
  • Mustard
  • Lettuce
  • Tomato
  • Onions


  • Dio likes cheezburgers.
  • Yob sometimes won't let Dio haz his cheezburger because he wants it.
  • N00bz make the mistake of calling it a cheeseburger.