SPAM is a rather disgusting meat that is grown on trees from Soviet Russia.
History[]
SPAM's history goes as far back as anyone can remember.
It was traditionally said to have been magically created by Yob while he was throwing cream pies at a toilet, who explicitly denies it.
Well, nobody knows where it came from, but everyone does know that for centuries it has been the best-selling food ever grown.
It has been used in numerous famous wars and face-slapping matches and so far every penguin and puffle that has ever existed have eaten at least 1.
Taste[]
SPAM tastes like the following foods all combined:
- Epic phail meat
- Bananaphone
- Mashed-up sound cards
- Toilet paper
- Cheezburgers
- The new Wikia Skin
Trivia[]
- Candypears are made out of genetically modified SPAM.
- Yob, even though some said that he made it, hates spam with a passion but strangely loves candypears.