Yob is an idiotic chocolate pudding cup who can never do anything right because he is too much of a n00b to do it right in the first place. He is the inventor of candypears and possibly spam, even though he hates it.
He was born yesterday in your bedroom. He then jumped out the window because he was scared of your computer. He ran past your neighbor's lawn and jumped into someone's sports car, being driven to the airport and then being flown to Antarctica. He then found Club Penguin Island and started inhabiting it, saying stuff such as "where is new pin", "abc to date me" and "party at my igloo".
- He's been rumored to liek mudkipz.
- It's been proven false, surprisingly.